Handheld opinions and wireless

Articulations.

Blue-tinted eyes with

Media bias.

I’ll never understand looking down when the world is

Up.

Alphabetically speaking,

I am a Why Y.

I ask too many questions and get fewer answers

Than I’d like.

If I were a thesaurus,

I might look up other ways to say Me,

But I have a gut feeling

That I would only be

More confused.